The American Medical Association has weighed in on
Obama's new health care package.
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but
The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about
it, but
The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of
nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was
laboring under a misconception, while
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while
The Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while
The Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing,
and
The Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill
to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would
"put a whole new face on the matter".
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire
decision up to the assholes in Washington
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