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Showing posts with label terrorist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label terrorist. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 10, 2015
Thursday, February 5, 2015
Leader in Command
As Jordanian
King Abdullah II was with President Obama he ordered the death of
two terrorist in response to the murder of a Jordanian pilot when the news
broke that he had been burned alive over a month earlier.
Then flies home to
lead an air strike against the Islamic terrorist group ISIS that killed the
Jordanian pilot.
President
Obama spends the day with the Stanley Cup winners, L.A. Kings as he vows to
allow illegal undocumented people to enter this country with money, free health
care and voting rights.
Sunday, January 25, 2015
Sunday, January 27, 2013
New Terrorist Group in America
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.
Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes
the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI
with carrying weapons of math instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said.
'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents
in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X"
and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have
determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval
with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to
say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said,
"If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would
have given us more fingers and toes."
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