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Showing posts with label terrorist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label terrorist. Show all posts

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Leader in Command

As Jordanian King Abdullah II  was with President Obama he ordered the death of two terrorist in response to the murder of a Jordanian pilot when the news broke that he had been burned alive over a month earlier. 

Then flies home to lead an air strike against the Islamic terrorist group ISIS that killed the Jordanian pilot.


President Obama spends the day with the Stanley Cup winners, L.A. Kings as he vows to allow illegal undocumented people to enter this country with money, free health care and voting rights.



Sunday, January 27, 2013

New Terrorist Group in America


A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."