Meeting the Mudflap girl

I experienced a usual occurrence at a local grocery store in my home town. On an early Sunday morning I was talking with one of the bread vendors when it happened. We were talking about the latest UNC scandals when one of the store employees came out of the backroom and walked by us. The bread vendor just totally lost it. All he could do was just stare as she walked away from us. He couldn't even talk normal.

He was speaking English but it was just an assortment of words coming out of his mouth. The reason for this was simple. The girl who went by us has the most perfect form ever constructed. She is 19 years old, little over 5 feet tall with brunet hair reaching half way down her back. Her hips and buttocks are very hypnotic that have caused people to crash their shopping carts into displays from watching her. Her body form matches perfectly to that of the Mudflap girl symbol.

Her voice is a little bit high pitch but is very smart. Not as smart as Danica McKellar but just as sexy looking. She knows that all the men look at her while she is working. Even a few women look as well. And on that early morning the bread vendor bowed to the fact that a young girl made all his macho talk about being a player and ladies’ man made him look like a blithering idiot.