I am more a Super Sentai fan than a Power Ranger fan. But I really love the movie Pacific Rim so when I saw these videos I loved it. Even though the Power Ranger shows have kept the same opening theme music for 20 years now limits the music diversity that the Super Sentai shows have. Can you imagine listening to over 20 Power Rangers shows all sounding completely the same whereas each Super Sentai show has their own musical theme song. .
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Thursday, November 7, 2013
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Medical Doctors Reactions on Obamacare
The American Medical Association has weighed in on
Obama's new health care package.
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but
The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about
it, but
The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of
nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was
laboring under a misconception, while
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while
The Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while
The Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing,
and
The Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill
to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would
"put a whole new face on the matter".
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire
decision up to the assholes in Washington
Thursday, October 31, 2013
China invades Russia
State-owned channel Rossiya 24 even showed footage of a
technician opening up an iron included in a batch of Chinese imports to find a
"spy chip" with what he called "a little microphone". Its
correspondent said the hidden devices were mostly being used to spread viruses,
by connecting to any computer within a 200m (656ft) radius which was using
unprotected Wi-Fi networks. Other products found to have rogue components
reportedly included mobile phones and car dashboard cameras.
The report quoted one customs brokerage professional as
saying the hidden chips had been used to infiltrate company networks, sending
out spam without administrators' knowledge. News agency Rosbalt reports that
while the latest delivery of appliances was rejected by officials, more than 30
devices had already been sent to retailers in St Petersburg.
Trojan Condoms
What company in their right mind would call their product Trojans?
During the Greek war, the Trojan horse entered through the city gates of Troy, broke open
and loads of little guys came out and messed up everyone’s day.
America vs. India
A soap manufacturing company in America is making bathing
soaps.
The soap blocks were made, then wrapped in a wrapping paper
automatically on an assembly conveyor belt and finally packed into cartons.
Many times it would happen that the wrapping machine would
wrap the paper without soap. i.e. you had an empty packet without soap. To rectify this problem the company bought an
x-ray scanner for $60,000 to check on the assembly line whether the container
contained soap or was empty.
A similar problem happened at Nirma soaps, in Gujarat,
India.
They bought a $30 fan and placed it on the edge of the
assembly line.
The empty wrapper without soap inside just simply blew away!
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Thursday, October 24, 2013
Name That Movie
I have Dish Network and the one thing I have noticed is that
the one line description of the movies they show does not always describe the
movie accurately. And so I began to have
a little fun with the idea as well and came up with alternative descriptions to
25 movies
1. A factory owner gives people a job
Schindler’s List
2. Two brothers fight over their fathers love
Thor
3. Two women visit the Grand Canyon
Thelma and Louise
4. A couple learns to love one another again
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
5. Government builds a wall to keep out illegal aliens
Pacific Rim
6. A man kills another man and takes over his life
The Santa Clause
7. A couple finds true love during war time
Empire Strikes Back
8. A bunch of drunk guys go fishing
Jaws
9. A man becomes King of a nation
Lord of the Rings – Return of the King
10. A father raises his son after his wife is murdered
Finding Nemo
11. A young girl works in a bath house to pay off a debt
Spirited Away
12. An elderly woman loses some jewelry while on vacation
Titanic
13. A woman is rescued from kidnappers and marries the
man who saved her
Shrek
14. Man goes to the airport to pick up his wife
Die Hard 2
15. A civil war destroys an entire planet
Transformers
16. A man with a heart condition changes his life
Ironman
17. A detective works with a Hollywood actor to find a
killer
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
18. Two girls visit their mother at the hospital
My Neighbor Totoro
19. A little girl gets lost in a factory
Monsters Inc.
20. A farm boy
moves away from home to become a fighter pilot
Star Wars Episode 4
21. A woman is murdered by the same girl who also killed
her sister
The Wizard of Oz
22. A city newspaper reporter leads a double life
Superman
23. Prisoners try to escape from a military prison
The Great Escape
24. A man’s battle to give up smoking
Constantine
25. A group of guys go to a bar, get drunk and start
fighting
The World’s End
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