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Saturday, December 14, 2013

Pepsi Nutcracker Display

The Pepsi Nutcracker Display


And it only took a few hours to make. Plus the time it took to fix it from leaning while checking the blue prints and redoing a few sections as needed.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Namie Amuro - Neonlight Lipstick PV



Post by Namie News Network.




Lyrics for Neonlight Lipstick
Written by Steven Lee, Lasse Lindorff, Charli Taft & TIGER

Tonight we hit the spot
Can't stop taking shots
Everybody boldly has
The flashing lights on me
Already we on the top
Now nobody can't stop
Beautified, electrified, we nationwide

I'm the most stylelicious
I can see you looking at me
Everybody wanna be me
I'm the most delicious
I'm gonna show you my tricks like Ra Cha Cha
Stylelicious
Why don't you try me? Haha quickly
Until you're my slave, you can't quit
You gonna miss me and these hot lips

We all got the spark, we're glowing in the dark
We're gonna light up the sky
Shining bright like a neon light

When the lights go down I shine
Neonlight Lipstick
Everybody loves my style
Neonlight Lipstick
I'm a goddess when I rock it
I'm the hottest
High voltage amplified
I'm chemical tonight
Neonlight Lipstick

Tonight I'm in the mood
Searching for something new
Everybody boldly has
The flashing lights on me
Let me hear it, wow
Show me some mo'
Blue, green, pink, red, white
We won't stop all night

I'm the most stylelicious
I can see you looking at me
Everybody wanna be me
I'm the most delicious
I'm gonna show you my tricks like Ra Cha Cha
Stylelicious
Why don't you try me? Haha quickly
Until you're my slave, you can't quit
You gonna miss me and these hot lips

We all got the spark, we're glowing in the dark
We're gonna light up the sky
Shining bright like a neon light

When the lights go down I shine
Neonlight Lipstick
Everybody loves my style
Neonlight Lipstick
I'm a goddess when I rock it
I'm the hottest
High voltage amplified
I'm chemical tonight
Neonlight Lipstick

When I walk, talk, the boys go shhh
I can stop them in their tracks 'cause I'm outrageous
I'm the greatest, nobody shines like I do
When I step out on the scene
I got my ladies now I'm gonna make you lovesick
So you can see me on the billboard with my glamorous toxic

When the lights go down I shine
Neonlight Lipstick
Everybody loves my style
Neonlight Lipstick
I'm a goddess when I rock it
I'm the hottest
High voltage amplified
I'm chemical tonight
Neonlight Lipstick

Godzilla 2014 Teaser Trailer


Thursday, November 28, 2013

Happy Thanksgiving For Some

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone

Especially to all the consumers out there, waiting in line, on this day to purchase the latest deals on sale today. Items that are destined to be discontinued months from now as newer tech items go on sale by spring time.

Thank you for showing the retail stores that you are willing to sacrifice your paid day off during this holiday time that is meant to celebrate family togetherness with family and friends to go shopping. On this day, department stores are now opened as are grocery stores and fast food places.


Today I wish to thank you for turning Thanksgiving into another work day for me and many other people who use to have this day off, just the way you did for Easter. May you have mercy for December 25th as it is now the last holiday where many of us can still call it a non-working holiday. 

Thursday, November 14, 2013

How Hockey Changed An Iraqi Family

The Detroit Red Wings foreign scout flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play hockey in the new American sponsored league, and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to the US .

Ken Holland signs him to a one year contract and the kid joins the team for the preseason.

Two weeks later the Wings are down 4-0 to the Blackhawks with only 10 minutes left. Mike Babthingy gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid is a sensation - scores 5 goals in 10 minutes and wins the game for the Wings! The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted, and the media love the new star.

When the player comes off the ice he phones his mom to tell her about his first day of NHL hockey. "Hello mom, guess what?" he says in an Iraqi accent. "I played for 10 minutes today, we were 4-0 down, but I scored 5 goals and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me."

"Wonderful," says his mom, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters and all while you were having such great time."

The young Iraqi is very upset. "What can I say mom, but I'm so sorry."


"Sorry? You're Sorry? !!" says his mom, "It's your fault we moved to Detroit in the first place!"

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Pepsi Santa

I saw this display at Walmart in Zebulon, North Carolina. The picture is a little bit blurry due to the fact people were lining up to take pictures with them and/or their kids in front of the display. By the time I took this photo with my phone camera, a bunch of kids behind me ran up to pose for their parents.

How To Gain Weight While Losing Fat

A few months ago I was diagnosed with gout. Very painful that I wouldn't wish it on people I might not like or even hate. My doctor at Duke Medical in Knightdale, North Carolina prescribed Zyloprim and Indocin to remove the buildup of uric acid from my system. By that night I could actually sleep without screaming in pain.  

My follow-up appointment was in two weeks. Until then he asked me to drink only water. This way the water with the combination of the medicine could quickly flush out all the extra buildup of uric acid from my system. It was the most difficult two weeks of my life.  

When I had to pee, it felt like one of the Great Lakes was making its way into the toilet bowl. Plus for the first week I had to deal with the daily volcanic eruptions taking place in my belly. It would give the impression to people all around me to believe that Godzilla was nearby as my butt cheeks were very well clamped hard together.

By my next doctor’s appointment all was well. That is until I noticed my weight. Earlier this year I had my physical and with my weight recorded from two weeks earlier I noticed that I was gaining weight. Yet my clothes were getting looser and I was starting to use another notch on my belt to keep my pants from falling down. I had also cut down on if not completely out of drinking sugary drinks and eating foods with high fructose corn syrup in it.

I mentioned this to my doctor who told me that my muscle growth was increasing as my fat cells were decreasing. If I keep drinking water and watching the types of foods that I eat then not only will I not get gout again but I will have a more muscular built as my fat cells will be more in-line to my body structure.

He did mention that I should continue to get plenty of exercise each day. And I have noticed that for the past two weeks that I have a lot more energy than before. So when it comes to getting plenty of exercise, I try to get plenty of it. But my wife is starting to hate it for I keep waking her up every night to “exercise”. Hey, that’s over a few hundred calories a session and a lot better and cheaper than going to the gym and a lot more fun at that.

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Perils of Being a Catholic

As I walked down the busy footpath knowing I was late for Mass, my eye fell upon one of those
unfortunate, homeless street people that are found in every city these days.

Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.

Recalling my old parish priest, Father Dominic, who always admonished me to ‘care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked’; I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags; my heart was touched by this person’s condition.

Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a true hidden beauty.

A small voice inside my head called out, ‘Reach out, reach out and touch this person!’


So I did…….



















I won’t be at Mass this Week





Pacific Rim Power Rangers

I am more a Super Sentai fan than a Power Ranger fan. But I really love the movie Pacific Rim so when I saw these videos I loved it. Even though the Power Ranger shows have kept the same opening theme music for 20 years now limits the music diversity that the Super Sentai shows have. Can you imagine listening to over 20 Power Rangers shows all sounding completely the same whereas each Super Sentai show has their own musical theme song. .

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Medical Doctors Reactions on Obamacare

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package.

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but

The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it, but

The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while

The Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while

The Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and

The Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter".

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.


In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Halloween in Okinawa

Halloween contest in Okinawa
Taken at American Village located near Naha, Okinawa

China invades Russia


State-owned channel Rossiya 24 even showed footage of a technician opening up an iron included in a batch of Chinese imports to find a "spy chip" with what he called "a little microphone". Its correspondent said the hidden devices were mostly being used to spread viruses, by connecting to any computer within a 200m (656ft) radius which was using unprotected Wi-Fi networks. Other products found to have rogue components reportedly included mobile phones and car dashboard cameras.


The report quoted one customs brokerage professional as saying the hidden chips had been used to infiltrate company networks, sending out spam without administrators' knowledge. News agency Rosbalt reports that while the latest delivery of appliances was rejected by officials, more than 30 devices had already been sent to retailers in St Petersburg.


Trojan Condoms

What company in their right mind would call their product Trojans?

During the Greek war, the Trojan horse entered through the city gates of Troy, broke open and loads of little guys came out and messed up everyone’s day.

America vs. India

A soap manufacturing company in America is making bathing soaps.

The soap blocks were made, then wrapped in a wrapping paper automatically on an assembly conveyor belt and finally packed into cartons.

Many times it would happen that the wrapping machine would wrap the paper without soap. i.e. you had an empty packet without soap.  To rectify this problem the company bought an x-ray scanner for $60,000 to check on the assembly line whether the container contained soap or was empty.

A similar problem happened at Nirma soaps, in Gujarat, India.

They bought a $30 fan and placed it on the edge of the assembly line.

The empty wrapper without soap inside just simply blew away!

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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Name That Movie

I have Dish Network and the one thing I have noticed is that the one line description of the movies they show does not always describe the movie accurately.  And so I began to have a little fun with the idea as well and came up with alternative descriptions to 25 movies


1. A factory owner gives people a job
Schindler’s List
2. Two brothers fight over their fathers love
Thor
3. Two women visit the Grand Canyon
Thelma and Louise
4. A couple learns to love one another again
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
5. Government builds a wall to keep out illegal aliens
Pacific Rim
6. A man kills another man and takes over his life
The Santa Clause
7. A couple finds true love during war time
Empire Strikes Back
8. A bunch of drunk guys go fishing
Jaws                  
9. A man becomes King of a nation
Lord of the Rings – Return of the King
10. A father raises his son after his wife is murdered
Finding Nemo
11. A young girl works in a bath house to pay off a debt
Spirited Away
12. An elderly woman loses some jewelry while on vacation
Titanic
13. A woman is rescued from kidnappers and marries the man who saved her
Shrek
14. Man goes to the airport to pick up his wife
Die Hard 2
15. A civil war destroys an entire planet
Transformers
16. A man with a heart condition changes his life
Ironman
17. A detective works with a Hollywood actor to find a killer
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
18. Two girls visit their mother at the hospital
My Neighbor Totoro
19. A little girl gets lost in a factory
Monsters Inc.
20.  A farm boy moves away from home to become a fighter pilot
Star Wars Episode 4
21. A woman is murdered by the same girl who also killed her sister
The Wizard of Oz
22. A city newspaper reporter leads a double life
Superman
23. Prisoners try to escape from a military prison
The Great Escape
24. A man’s battle to give up smoking
Constantine
25. A group of guys go to a bar, get drunk and start fighting
The World’s End

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Dating Habits Around the World

A comical look at dating habits from a few countries around the world.

Anglo-Saxon Women:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only when she wants to.

Irish Women:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Italian Women:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

Chinese Women:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don’t even get to the third date and you realize nothing is ever going to happen.

Indian Women:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

Mexican Women:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She’s pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister’s boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

Jewish Women:
First Date: You spend all your money to impress her.
Second Date: You take a loan to keep the image.
Third Date: You’re broke, she finds someone wealthier.

Arab Women:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead in the street and your balls are fed to the goats.

Pacific Rim Music Video

I took the movie Pacific Rim and joined it with the song Revolution by the Japanese group VAMPS.
The lead singer is also the lead singer for the Japanese group L'arc en ceil.
Enjoy the video until the Vietnamese website takes it down due to copyright issues.



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Friday, October 18, 2013

Shaniya Davis Sold, Raped and Murdered for $200

5 year old Shaniya Davis - left / Antoinette Nicole Davis mother from hell on the right
Quote from Antoinette Nicole Davis "I never said I was a perfect mother, but I was a good mother."


FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — The mother of a 5-year-old Fayetteville girl who was murdered almost four years ago will spend at least 17 years in prison after pleading guilty Friday to several charges in her death.

Antoinette Nicole Davis, 29, entered Alford pleas to second-degree murder, human trafficking, first-degree kidnapping, first-degree sex offense, felony child abuse with prostitution, child abuse involving a sex act, sexual servitude, indecent liberties with a child and conspiracy to commit sex offense of a child. She was sentenced to between 210 and 261 months in prison.

An Alford plea allows a defendant to plead guilty, while maintaining his or her innocence, because there is sufficient evidence to find him or her guilty. The plea deal, which included the dismissal of a first-degree rape charge, heads off a trial that was scheduled to begin Oct. 28.

Shaniya Davis was reported missing from her Fayetteville home on Nov. 10, 2009. Her body was found six days later in an overgrown field on the Lee-Harnett county line, and an autopsy determined that she had been sexually assaulted and suffocated.

Mario Andrette McNeill, 32, was convicted in May of kidnapping and assaulting Shaniya before killing her, and he was sentenced to death.

Davis apologized to Shaniya's father, Bradley Lockhart, in court Friday, saying she had been too proud to let his family care for their daughter.

"I want to say I did the best I could with my children," she said. "I never said I was a perfect mother, but I was a good mother. I did what I had to provide for them. I did what I had to to make sure they were alright. I didn't have any help from anybody."

Superior Court Judge Jim Ammons tersely disagreed.

"You could have saved your daughter's life, and you did not. You had the time, the opportuity and the means to save Shaniya's life, and you did not," he said. "You are not a good mother. This did not have to happen."

Ammons ordered her to register as a sex offender for 30 years and suggested that she receive psychological counseling in prison.

Defense attorney D.W.Bray said Davis always felt morally responsible for what happened to Shaniya.

Lockhart said he still grieves for his daughter but said he forgave Davis a long time ago and that he knows Shaniya did as well.

"Maybe you can take this time and dig deep within you and help others by sharing your story," he told Davis.

The hastily arranged plea followed a pre-trial motions hearing Friday morning in which Ammons denied an attempt by the defense to keep Davis' statements to police out of her trial.

Bray argued that investigators browbeat Davis over four days of questioning about Shaniya's disappearance, and they never advised her of her rights to remain silent or to confer with an attorney. On the fourth day, he said, she finally "broke."

"I gave her to him to cover $200. He was only supposed to have sex," a sobbing Davis told investigators at the time.


Cumberland County District Attorney Billy West said McNeill previously lent Davis $200 to buy food and pay for a hotel room when she and her children were homeless. Information in an autopsy report claimed the debt to be drug-related, but West said that was incorrect.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Parents of Guadalupe Shaw Created A Monster of Denial

The mother of Guadalupe Shaw stated that she always checked her daughter's Facebook status every time she used it. And yet she never noticed her daughter making constant online bullying and death threats. Especially after it was reported that Rebecca Sedwick's was killed.


The Florida sheriff investigating a girl's suicide allegedly prompted by online bullying said he's considering charging the parents of one of the two girls arrested in the case because they're in "total denial."

Polk Country Sheriff Grady Judd told Fox News Thursday that if evidence indicates the parents of one of the two girls knowingly allowed the girl to post the bullying comments online, they could be charged with contributing to the dependency or delinquency of a child.

The two girls, ages 12 and 14, were identified by police as the main culprits in the bullying they say led to 12-year-old Rebecca Sedwick's suicide. Judd said the 14-year-old girl showed a "total disregard for life" and continued to post comments online after the girl's death.

The family of the 14-year-old girl said her computer account was hacked and that she was not posting anymore. The girl's mother told ABC News that she checked her daughter's Facebook status every time she used it.

Judd, however, has questioned that account.

"You tell me that there's not parents, who instead of taking that device and smashing it into a 1,000 pieces in front of her child, says, 'Oh, her account was hacked?' We see where the problem is," Judd said.

Judd has been criticized by some for his handling of the case. One Tampa Bay defense lawyer told MyFoxTampaBay.com that "he's doing an awful job of pre-judging."

"I don't understand why he can't let the system play out, why he can't let the people who are the lawyers — not the sheriff — investigate the case, look into what's going on here, and then have a judge decide what the appropriate penalty or sentence is, and see about the proper way to handle this in a courtroom," attorney Jeff Brown told the station.

Judd said his office had to step in because the bullying continued and others could have been endangered.

Sedwick was "terrorized" by as many as 15 girls who ganged up on her and picked on her for months through online message boards and texts, authorities said. One of the suspects had been dating Sedwick's former boyfriend. The two had gone to the same school where, at one point, there was a physical confrontation between the girls, authorities said.

The girl who had been dating Sedwick's former boyfriend went to friends around the school and tried to have them turn on Sedwick, Judd said. The girl posted comments on the Internet saying Sedwick should "drink bleach and die," authorities said. The second girl arrested was a former best friend of Sedwick's who was influenced by the other girl to turn on her, authorities said.


Sedwick climbed a tower at an abandoned concrete plant and jumped to her death on Sept. 9, authorities said.

Top 5 (personel) Reasons Pacific Rim Didn’t Do So Good In American Movie Theaters

Overall I love this movie and consider it one of my top 10 movies that I could watch over and over again without getting bored. I saw it on opening weekend at an IMAX theater in 3D with my family whom they were skeptical at first but quickly became loyal followers of the movie.

The movie surprisingly didn't do so good in America and so I came up with my own top 5 reasons why. 


5. No kissing (People want to see a romantic scene in movies even if it’s in just one scene. This movie gave us one hug and a lot of adolescent eye contact.)

4. Liberal government shown in a bad way (As soon as the military began having difficulty, the new world government decided to go hide behind walls for protection.

3. The military knows what it’s doing. (They stood their ground with honor. Even the scientist and support workers were united in a patriotic duty to bring a final victory.

2. It’s a monster movie that produces brain cells. (Actual scientific topics that can be discussed seriously in the scientific community)

1. You can win a war using Nuclear weapons. (Those coexist bumper stickers do not work on those who want to kill us.)

Best quote from the movie by Stacker Pentecost: Today... At the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves, but in each other. Today there is not a man nor woman in here that shall stand alone. Not today. Today we face the monsters that are at our door and bring the fight to them. Today, we are cancelling the apocalypse!


Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Two Murders Arrested For Killing Rebecca Sedwick

Guadalupe Shaw, 14, left, and Katelyn Roman, 12, right,
are charged with stalking in the suicide of 12-year-old Rebecca Sedwick in Florida.
News Articles: Fox News CNN CBS News New York Post

WINTER HAVEN, Fla. — Two Florida girls who were primarily responsible for bullying a 12-year-old girl who killed herself were arrested after one of them acknowledged the harassment online, a sheriff said Tuesday.

Police in central Florida have been investigating the death of 12-year-old Rebecca Sedwick, who climbed a tower at an abandoned concrete plant Sept. 9 and hurled herself to her death. Authorities said as many as 15 girls may have bullied Rebecca and the investigation was continuing.

Rebecca Sedwick 12 years old
Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd speaks to reporters about the case. At right, an exhibit shows messages one of the teens charged in the suicide allegedly made on Facebook after Rebecca’s death.

Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said the arrests of the girls, ages 14 and 12, were hastened when the older girl posted Saturday on Facebook, saying she bullied Rebecca but she didn’t care.

Authorities identified the girls as 12-year-old Katelyn Roman and 14-year-old Guadalupe Shaw, according to Channel 10 News in Tampa Bay.

News 10 quoted Judd as saying Shaw posted to Facebook Saturday that “Yes ik [I know] I bullied REBECCA nd she killed her self but IDGAF [I don't give a f---].” Shaw claimed to deputies that her account was hacked and she did not write that post, the news station reported.

“We decided that we can’t leave her out there. Who else is she going to torment, who else is she going to harass?” Judd said.

Shaw was accused of threatening to beat up Rebecca while they were sixth-graders at Crystal Lake Middle School, telling her “to drink bleach and die” and saying she should kill herself, the sheriff said. Shaw convinced Roman to bully Rebecca, and they both repeatedly intimidated her, called her names and once the younger girl even beat Rebecca up, police said.

Both girls were charged as juveniles with third-degree felony aggravated stalking. If convicted, it’s not clear how much time, if any at all, the girls would spend in juvenile detention because they did not have any previous criminal history, the sheriff said.

“Time may not be the best trainer here. We’ve got the change this behavior of these children,” Judd said.

Judd said the bullying began after the Shaw started dating a boy Rebecca had been seeing. Shaw didn’t like that and “began to harass and ultimately torment Rebecca,” Judd said.

A man who answered the phone at Shaw’s Lakeland home said he was her father and told The Associated Press “none of it’s true.”

“My daughter’s a good girl and I’m 100 percent sure that whatever they’re saying about my daughter is not true,” he said.

At the mobile home, a barking pit bull stood guard and no one came outside despite shouts from reporters for an interview.

Neighbor George Colom said he had never interacted personally with girl but noticed her playing roughly with other children on the street.

“Kids getting beat up, kids crying,” Colom said. “The kids hang loose unsupervised all the time.”

A telephone message left at Roman’s home was not immediately returned and no one answered the door to her home.

The girls were arrested Monday night and released to their parents’ custody. Judd said the Shaw was “very cold, had no emotion at all upon her arrest.”

The girls remain on home detention.

Roman was Rebecca’s former best friend, but the sheriff said Shaw turned her and others against Rebecca, out of fear they would be bullied, too.

Before her death, Rebecca changed one of her online screen names to “That Dead Girl” and she messaged a boy in North Carolina: “I’m jumping.” Detectives found some of her diaries at her home, and she talked of how depressed she was about the situation.

Last December, Rebecca was hospitalized for three days after cutting her wrists because of what she said was bullying, according to the sheriff. Later, after Rebecca complained that she had been pushed in the hallway and that another girl wanted to fight her, Rebecca’s mother began home-schooling her in Lakeland, a city of about 100,000 midway between Tampa and Orlando, Judd said.

This fall, Rebecca started at a new school, Lawton Chiles Middle Academy, but the bullying continued online, authorities said.

Judd said he was upset the girls who were arrested still had access to social networks, even after Rebecca’s suicide.


“If we can find any charges we can bring against their parents, we will,” Judd said.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

UNC Football To Play New Rival Team


With the bad press and the terrible football season for UNC there is a bright side to the greatness of the UNC legacy. There are still lots of teams willing to challenge the UNC football team to exhibition games. These teams feel that they are as good if not greater than one of the best teams in college football.

We could have one of the greatest games ever played in North Carolina once the Consolidated Football Federation has announced the winning team of this year’s Pee Wee Football Championship game. This will give the UNC football program better odds at losing a game by single digits instead of the usual 20+ differences.

Even though a player for UNC may be arrested for driving without a license, having illegal drugs and a gun while in a felon’s car, that doesn't mean that they're all bad roll models. Yes a few players have broken multiple UNC and NCAA rules and regulations as well as multiple North Carolina state laws. But they still have a right to an education; even though some former students still can't read or write. For that matter certain class credits have been taken away from students due to a fraudulent teacher who was teaching nonexistent classes.

But UNC as a whole has a commitment of a higher standard that is not being reported in the media. To raise tuition rates and other fees to cover multiple lawsuits from former players, students and teachers. To pay out huge settlements to former coaches and administrators who were scapegoated out of the University. Paying heavy fines for all the violation the students, staff and University officials broke.

But most of all, UNC is committed to help the new incoming University Chancellor in receiving a huge pay raise as former Chancellor HoldenThorp was making about $420,000 a year. Yes UNC is everything one can expect from a public school system that receives tax payer’s money to help run the school. And with a new $810 million bond that recently passes, things are looking brighter for UNC's future.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Beavers used as Vanilla Flavoring


Story link
Next time you pick up a vanilla candy, think twice. A chemical compound used in vanilla flavored foods and scents comes from the butt of a beaver.

Castoreum comes from a beaver's castor sacs, located between the pelvis and base of the tail. Due to its proximity to the anal glands, the slimy brown substance is often mixed with gland secretions and urine.

"I lift up the animal's tail," Joanne Crawford, a wildlife ecologist at Southern Illinois University told National Geographic. "I’m like, 'Get down there, and stick your nose near its bum.'"

"People think I'm nuts," she added. "I tell them, 'Oh, but it's beavers; it smells really good.'"

Beavers use the brown slime, often compared to a thinner version of molasses, to mark their territory. The musky, vanilla scent is attributed to a beaver's diet of bark and leaves.

Manufacture have been using castoreum as an additive in foods and perfumes for at least 80 years, according to a 2007 study in the International Journal of Toxicology.

But getting a beaver to emit castoreum is not easy. Foodies are willing to "milk" the animals in order to get their hands on the gooey substance.

"You can milk the anal glands so you can extract the fluid," Crawford said. "You can squirt [castoreum] out. It's pretty gross."

Only 292-pounds per year is collected because the milking method is unpleasant for all parties involved.

And the worst part? The FDA-approved castoreum is not required to be listed as an ingredient on food items. Manufacturers may list "natural flavoring" instead.

Perhaps a bit too natural for us.

Best Joke EVER!!!!!!!


Japanese Denim Jeans

How can I put this? I’m not saying by the look of these jeans that Japanese 
men have a small penis and balls. I’m just saying that what I got won’t fit.


Drive Thru Skeleton

So funny.


Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Deadpool on Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?

Who wouldn't want an insane, psychopathic and hysterically twisted hired killer to be on S.H.I.E.L.D.?
Caught and captured, Deadpool lends his services to S.H.I.E.L.D. in hopes of getting a
reduced sentence. The word play between Deadpool and Coulson could be awesome, as could
the bizarre style in which Deadpool captures S.H.I.E.L.D. targets. In the end Deadpool escapes,
leading to constant appearances throughout the show, usually at the worst time possible. Story link

Why I Love Japanese Commercials

I have to admit that it took a while for me to realize what product they were trying to sell. Story here

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Real Reason America Goes To War

A Washington think tank has announced a breakthrough in the search for a pattern in US military activities since World War II that might predict what the future missions of the US will be in the post-Cold War world.

"We think they are spelling out a message," explained an unnamed spokesperson. "Just look at the places where the US has fought: Korea, Vietnam, Libya, Iraq, Iran, El Salvador, Grenada, Nicaragua and Somalia.

If you rearrange the first letters of those countries, it spells 'ELVIS _S KING.'  We just need to find another 'I' country to complete the message."


So who's next, Italy, India, Ireland, Indonesia . . . ?

Monday, September 30, 2013

Never Trust A Cricketer

Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me,
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.

Rowdier than a sailor who's been six months at sea,
Never let a cricketer's hand an inch above your knee.

First let's take the pace man, pure speed from first to last!
My darlings do be careful; his balls are hard and fast.

Then there's the medium pacer, his balls swing either way; 
He's really most persistent and can keep it up all day!

And watch for the off-spinner, girls, another awkward chap.
If you leave him half an opening, he will slip one through the gap!

Then there's the wily 'slow', pure cunning is his strength;
He'll tempt you, then he'll trap you with his very subtle length.

So ladies, do be careful, your mothers would agree.
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.

And what about the opening bat, his struggles never cease!
He has only one ambition, to spend all day at the crease.

The number three is a dasher, he seldom prods and pokes.
When he goes into action, he has a fine array of strokes..

And do beware the slogger, not content with one or two;
When he arrives at the crease then only six will do.

Then there's the real stonewaller girls, he knows what he's about;
And if you let him settle in, it's hard to get him out!

We come now to the last man, I hope this will not shock,
He doesn't mind if he's last man in, as long as he gets a knock.

So, darlings, do be careful, and be well warned by me:
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.

And watch the wicket-keeper, girls, he's full of flair and dash;
And if you raise your heel, he'll whip them off in a flash.

If you take the field with the captain, you had better know the score;
Or he'll have you in positions that you never knew before!

The cricket commentator is a nasty sort of bloke,
He watches all the action and describes it stroke by stroke.

Even the kindly umpire, who looks friendly as a pup;
You'll quickly find you've had it, when he puts his finger up!

So, darlings, please remember and repeat it after me:
!!!!Never Trust A Cricketer, Whoever He May Be


Thursday, September 26, 2013

How My Dad Bought My Mother Chapter 6

I need to raise the count level on my HubPages. Follow the link to Chapter 6 of the story.

Chapter 6: Following in Dad's Footsteps

U.S. Military (almost) Nukes North Carolina

located at the intersection of HWY 222 and N Church Street

note: My wife, who is Japanese, make the comment that Karma is a bitch.


A U.S. hydrogen bomb nearly detonated on the nation's east coast, with a single switch averting a blast which would have been 260 times more powerful than the device that flattened Hiroshima, a newly published book says.

Eureka, North Carolina
In a recently declassified document, reported in a new book by Eric Schlosser, the supervisor of the nuclear weapons safety department at Sandia national laboratories said that one simple, vulnerable switch prevented nuclear catastrophe.

The Guardian newspaper published the document on Saturday.

Two hydrogen bombs were accidentally dropped over Goldsboro on Jan. 24, 1961, after a B-52 bomber broke up in flight. One of the bombs apparently acted as if it was being armed and fired — its parachute opened and trigger mechanisms engaged.

Parker F. Jones at the Sandia National Laboratories analyzed the accident in a document headed "How I learned to mistrust the H-Bomb."

"The MK39 Mod 2 bomb did not possess adequate safety for the airborne-alert role in the B-52," he wrote. When the B-52 disintegrates in the air it is likely to release the bombs in "a near normal fashion," he wrote, calling the safety mechanisms to prevent accidental arming "not complex enough."

The document said the bomb had four safety mechanisms, one of which is not effective in the air. When the aircraft broke up, two others were rendered ineffective.

"What prevented the detonation was one switch, one safety switch, and a fair amount of good luck, because that safety switch was later found, in some cases. to be defective," Schlosser told CBS News.

He discovered the document, written in 1969, through the Freedom of Information Act.

It is featured in his new book on nuclear arms, "Command and Control," which reports that through FOI he discovered that at least 700 "significant" accidents and incidents involving 1,250 nuclear weapons were recorded between 1950 and 1968.

Did You Know?

1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair
2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish
3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes
4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair
5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any.
6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea
7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water
8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste
9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it!
10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too
11 Bee stings - meat tenderizer
12. Chigger bite - Preparation H
13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H
14. Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals)
15. Stinky feet - Jello
16. Athletes feet - cornstarch
17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub
18. Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this stuff)
19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it!
20. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a coffee filter paper
21. Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray
22. Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a can in your garage for your hubby
23. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls
24. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on
25. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar !
26. Body paint - Crisco mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of your choice!
27 Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak
28. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and cup of milk of magnesia , soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years!
29. A Slinky will hold toast and CD's!
30. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate toothpaste
31. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt and watch it absorb into the salt.
32. To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel.
33. Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter!
34. Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce paper softener and the static from the Bounce towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it. Soak overnight. Also; you can use 2 Efferdent tablets , soak overnight!
35. Crayon on the wall - Colgate toothpaste and brush it!
36.. Dirty grout - Listerine
37. Stains on clothes - Colgate toothpaste
38. Grass stains - Karo Syrup
39. Grease Stains - Coca Cola , it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from car batteries!
40. Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back again.
41. To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox , or 2 Bayer aspirin , or just use 7-up instead of water.
42. Gatorade is good for Migraine Headaches (PowerAde won't work)
43. When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest, so you 'squeeze' for freshness or softness? Did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week? Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different color twist tie.
They are:

Monday = Blue,
Tuesday = Green,
Thursday = Red
Friday = White
Saturday = Yellow.


So if today was Thursday, you would want red twist tie; not white which is Fridays (almost a week old)! The colors go alphabetically by color Blue- Green - Red - White - Yellow, Monday through Saturday. Very easy to remember. I thought this was interesting. I looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers DO have different twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors. You learn something new everyday! Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day you are shopping.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Rebecca Ann Sedwick Timeline














NOVEMBER 2012
Bullying begins at Crystal Lake Middle School; Rebecca runs away from home. Sheriff's office and child welfare officials are called.

DECEMBER 2012
Rebecca's mother notices cuts on her daughter's right wrist. Rebecca says it was because she was being bullied. She is taken to a hospital and stays for three days. Counseling is set up and she returns to school.

JANUARY 24, 2013
Rebecca's mother calls police after she is bumped in the school hallway. Police are also told a girl wants to fight Rebecca.
School officials talk to both girls and change schedules so they're not in class together. Around this time, Rebecca's mother decides to home-school her daughter for the rest of the year.

AUGUST
Rebecca starts school at Lawton Chiles Middle Academy. She 'loved the school,' the sheriff said, but the bullying continued online. Police find comments including 'You should die' and 'Why don't you go kill yourself.'

SUNDAY NIGHT
Rebecca's mother goes to bed; her daughter is on her cellphone texting. It would be the last time Rebecca's mother saw her alive.

MONDAY
Rebecca's mother wakes up and her daughter is not there. She believes she has already left for school, which she typically does each day about 6:45 a.m.
At some point, Rebecca changes one her online screen names to 'That Dead Girl.'
At 7.37am: Rebecca messages a friend in North Carolina on a social media website, saying 'I'm jumping, I can't take it anymore.' Police said the 12-year-old boy didn't tell anyone.
About 5.30pm: Rebecca's older sister calls their mother because Rebecca hasn't come home from school.

At 7pm, police began searching for Rebecca.


Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Vegans Boycott Condom Useage

A milk protein is used in the manufacturing of latex, which means most condoms are unsuitable for use by vegans!

Many people are concerned about condom materials because they have an allergy to latex. Considering that most condoms are made from latex, this concern makes sense. However, it turns out that those afflicted with latex allergies are not the only ones that should be questioning just what condoms are made of.

It turns out that some condoms are made with milk proteins, making them unsuitable for vegans. Vegans, unlike vegetarians, abstain from consuming not only meat but all animal products, including milk.


Many condom companies manufacture their condoms using casein, a milk protein. They may also use milk powder. Thankfully for those vegans who don’t want to give up their birth control, there are vegan-approved condoms. Glyde Condoms, Sir Richard’s Condoms, RFSU Condoms, Condomi Condoms and a number of others have all been confirmed by the Vegan Society to contain no animal products.

Pope's New Soda


Soda Girls

What's your flavor?

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Same Situation - Different Responses

Japan Tokyo:
A man accidentally tore a girl’s short miniskirt in Tokyo. Before he had a chance to apologize, the girl did a 90 degree bow, and said: “I am sorry to give you trouble! The quality of my skirt is not good.” Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.

New York City, Time Square:
A man accidentally tore a girl’s miniskirt. Before he had a chance to react, the woman pulled out a business card and gave it to him saying: “This is my lawyer’s card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment. Better you prepare yourself and then we will see you in court.”

Paris, France:
A French man accidentally tore a girls’ miniskirt. Before he opened his mouth, the young girl said with a smile: “If you do not mind, a red rose can represent your apology.” The French man bought her a rose and then they went to a bar, and lastly went to a hotel discussing what was in the miniskirt.

Thames, England:
In the Church Square by Thames, an English man accidentally tore the mini skirt of a young lady. Before he could open his mouth, the young lady covered her torn spot, then said with a blush on her face: “Do you mind taking me home sir? I live very close by…” The English man took his jacket off, put it on her shoulders, called a cab and took her home safely.

China, Chong Qing, China:
A man accidently cut open the miniskirt of a young lady. Before the man could say anything, the young lady slapped the guy and shouted. “You, sex maniac. Dare to take advantage of me; I will make sure you go to the labor camp…”

Taiwan Shimending:
A man accidentally tore a girl’s short miniskirt. Before the guy could say a word, the girl smiled and said: “We have not settled on the price yet, and do you want to inspect the merchandise?”

Korea:
On the street of Yinchong, a man accidentally tore a girl’s miniskirt. Before the man could speak, the girl gave him a round kick and then said: “Don’t you know that I have a second degree black belt in Tai Kwan Dao.”

Bangkok, Thailand:
A man accidentally tore the miniskirt of an 18 years old girl. Before the man could apologize, the girl said with a Buddha hand gesture: “No worries honey …we are all men.”

And in India:

A man accidentally tore the miniskirt of a girl. Before he could say anything Politicians of all parties pounced on him and accused him of attempted rape and started panel discussion on what to do with him.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

What A Woman Never Says

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands.

The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'

Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.

Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

2. What now? Did you crash the car again?

3. I don't understand what you mean?

4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!

5. ?!?

6. Don't beat about the bush; just tell me how much you need?

7. Am I dreaming?

8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today.

9. I asked you not to drink anymore!

And of course, the best one......

10. Who is this?