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Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Same Situation - Different Responses

Japan Tokyo:
A man accidentally tore a girl’s short miniskirt in Tokyo. Before he had a chance to apologize, the girl did a 90 degree bow, and said: “I am sorry to give you trouble! The quality of my skirt is not good.” Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.

New York City, Time Square:
A man accidentally tore a girl’s miniskirt. Before he had a chance to react, the woman pulled out a business card and gave it to him saying: “This is my lawyer’s card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment. Better you prepare yourself and then we will see you in court.”

Paris, France:
A French man accidentally tore a girls’ miniskirt. Before he opened his mouth, the young girl said with a smile: “If you do not mind, a red rose can represent your apology.” The French man bought her a rose and then they went to a bar, and lastly went to a hotel discussing what was in the miniskirt.

Thames, England:
In the Church Square by Thames, an English man accidentally tore the mini skirt of a young lady. Before he could open his mouth, the young lady covered her torn spot, then said with a blush on her face: “Do you mind taking me home sir? I live very close by…” The English man took his jacket off, put it on her shoulders, called a cab and took her home safely.

China, Chong Qing, China:
A man accidently cut open the miniskirt of a young lady. Before the man could say anything, the young lady slapped the guy and shouted. “You, sex maniac. Dare to take advantage of me; I will make sure you go to the labor camp…”

Taiwan Shimending:
A man accidentally tore a girl’s short miniskirt. Before the guy could say a word, the girl smiled and said: “We have not settled on the price yet, and do you want to inspect the merchandise?”

Korea:
On the street of Yinchong, a man accidentally tore a girl’s miniskirt. Before the man could speak, the girl gave him a round kick and then said: “Don’t you know that I have a second degree black belt in Tai Kwan Dao.”

Bangkok, Thailand:
A man accidentally tore the miniskirt of an 18 years old girl. Before the man could apologize, the girl said with a Buddha hand gesture: “No worries honey …we are all men.”

And in India:

A man accidentally tore the miniskirt of a girl. Before he could say anything Politicians of all parties pounced on him and accused him of attempted rape and started panel discussion on what to do with him.

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