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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

A Race to Remember (joke)


A Smart car breaks down on a roadside and a BMW 750 stops to help the driver.

“I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights”. They set out slowly but after a mile or so down the road a Porsche speeds past them doing 120 miles an hour.

The BMW driver forgets about the Smart car and guns it after the Porsche.

Just as all three of them pass through a speed trap the cop radios the station “You won’t believe it, I have a BMW and a Porsche doing 120 mile an hour with a Smart car flashing its lights to overtake”.

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