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Sunday, November 25, 2012

Who Was Jesus?


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father’s business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Redneck:
1. He does a lot of fishing.
2. Always in trouble with local officials.
3. Hangs out with crooks, low-life’s and prostitutes.

But the most compelling evidence of all is proof that Jesus was a woman:
1.  He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food.
2.  He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3.  And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

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